Is this the freakin' twilight zone? Are the motherforkin' vampires and werewolves running around? Eric? Wedge? I'm at a loss for words. Screw it. He's the M's problem now. Get ready for 127 different line-ups, your best young talent alienated by an unintelligent, abrasive schmuck and several more losing seasons. Good bloody luck.
Don't forget, Milton Bradley is still a Mariner. Maybe he'll punch Wedge in the mouth. Awesome.
