CJ Wilson and CC Sabathia square off in about an hour, in what will hopefully be the last Yankees game of the season. Mark Teixiera will not be in uniform. In fact, Big Teix's season is over, thanks to a strained right hamstring (wuss). The Yankees removed the slugging first baseman from their roster today, replacing him with some scrub infielder (Eduardo Nunez?). The roster move dictates that even if the Bombers advance to the series, Mark Teixeira will not be eligible. Still, the Yankees being the bleepin' Yankees, the replacement at first is Lance Berkman. By that I mean .296 career hitter, 327 homers, & a .954 OPS. Yeah, right. No unfair advantage or anything. I hope to be toasting their demise in about 4.5. Cheers.
Do you think that, if I buy enough Wendy's hamburgers, she'll come visit me?
So, like, is it possible that Kristen Wiig is hot? Cuz then I'm gonna reevaluate literally everything that I have ever considered true....
Sure, she was murdered by the Manson Family, but before that she was really hot.
Yes, Claire, I will save your baby, but you're gonna have to help me out with my own little turnip head.
She was Roman Polanski's "girlfriend" when he was 47 and she was 15. Did I mention Roman is a wanted man?
Why would this chick ever think that she needed plastic surgery?
