The deal is 1yr, $1.25mil with another $1.4mil worth of incentives. In perhaps the oddest contract clause that I have ever encountered,
Damon can opt out of the deal
when if
Grady Sizemore returns. Supposedly the Commissioner's office has to approve that bit, but no one anticipates a problem. A bigger issue is likely Johnny ability to play the outfield every day. Over the past two seasons (2010 with Detroit and 2011 with Tampa) he has racked up just 52 games on the lawn. Always an above average defender, in spite of arm that envies that of an amputee, Damon put up a 25 rTot/yr in left last season and a -2 in 2010. We all know what Johnny looks like, so here's a quick pic of his wife. ;-j
Do you think that, if I buy enough Wendy's hamburgers, she'll come visit me?
So, like, is it possible that Kristen Wiig is hot? Cuz then I'm gonna reevaluate literally everything that I have ever considered true....
Sure, she was murdered by the Manson Family, but before that she was really hot.
Yes, Claire, I will save your baby, but you're gonna have to help me out with my own little turnip head.
She was Roman Polanski's "girlfriend" when he was 47 and she was 15. Did I mention Roman is a wanted man?
Why would this chick ever think that she needed plastic surgery?
