I love seeing things that I've never before. Enough occurrences and I get to see it all. Never before has an NFL team with a losing record advanced to the playoffs. Never before your 2010 Seattle Seahawks. Behind a monster defense effort, gutsy play-calling and a well-managed game by backup QB Charlie Whitehurst, Seattle stole the NFC West from the Rams 16-6. Coming into the game averaging 85 yards rushing, the 7-9 'Hawks racked up a buck-44 and will host the 11-5 New Orleans Saints at Quest Field next weekend. If you can stand there with a straight face and tell me that Seattle has more talent than the Browns, then you are either a liar or an idiot. It gives me hope. Especially in the face of 41-9. Congrats to Pete Carroll et al. I'll be pulling for Cinderella.
Do you think that, if I buy enough Wendy's hamburgers, she'll come visit me?
So, like, is it possible that Kristen Wiig is hot? Cuz then I'm gonna reevaluate literally everything that I have ever considered true....
Sure, she was murdered by the Manson Family, but before that she was really hot.
Yes, Claire, I will save your baby, but you're gonna have to help me out with my own little turnip head.
She was Roman Polanski's "girlfriend" when he was 47 and she was 15. Did I mention Roman is a wanted man?
Why would this chick ever think that she needed plastic surgery?
