Black Glossy White Glossy: February 2012, morgan smith goodwin, kristen wiig, rachael leigh cook, sharon tate, stella stevens, lauren stamile, emilie de ravin, nicole scherzinger, sara foster, kate mara hot

Wednesday

Flick to Click: The Avengers

Opens 05.04.12. 04.26.12 in the UK & Australia. How odd...

Last Train To Pronkville

Travis Hafner goes deep on 100mph Stephen Strasburg fastball from Daniel Hazard on Vimeo.

Hafner turning around a 100 MPH heater off of Senor Strasburgo. I was there...

Word Of the Day - "Carpe Diem"

Tuesday

Pretty Girl 02.29.12 - Carrie Keagan

I really don't know who the fuck this is, but I saw her on Ferguson and she reminds me of someone that I know personally and thoroughly enjoy. ;-j

Pretty Girl 02.28.12 - Miley Cyrus

Fuck it, I'm going to hell anyway...

MVotD - Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes

No more Mr Nice Guy...

Pretty Girl Video Update! - Kate Upton

I'd show you the behind the scenes bit, but then we'd all have to listen to her speak. Excuse me now while I drive 15 hours to the nearest Carl's Jr to get one of those sammiches.

Sunday

Saddled with discomfort of some very coarse sand in his unnaturally dry vagina, Chris Perez will miss the next 4-6 weeks, putting his availability for Opening Day in question. Perez pulled a muscle in his left side during his first bullpen session, admitting that he chose to go 100% rather than the 50% or 75% that the training staff recommended. Noting that he could have chosen to heed medical advice and take it easy on day 1, Perez said "but that's not who I am." Sheesh.

Vinnie Pestano will close until Pure Rage is ready.

Cheers.

Word Of the Day - "February"

Pretty Girl 02.26.12 - Kristi Capel

Fox 8 weather weather maven and a former Miss Missouri or something.

Saturday

Just In From the Desert

Great use of $5mil. I am so done w/ Grady Sizemore. Oh, you didn't hear? Out past Opening Day with some sort of vagina strain. He pulled it whilst fielding a ground ball. Although I would count Felix Pie, Fred Lewis, and Shelley Duncan as strong options to take his place (Michael Brantley can slide to center), do not discount the possibility of Matt LaPorta getting the nod in left. Remember that Matty was primarily an outfielder before he was acquired by the Indians and this might be the random chance that gives him that last chance to succeed with this organization.

More in a bit...

Cheers

Friday

Pretty Girl 02.24.12 - Willa Holland

My cheerleader next door... ;-j

Wednesday

Pretty Girl 02.23.12 - Kelly Brook

I tried to think of some words that could realistically approximate the straight up magic of this one. I came up with "... ... ... wow ... ..." Yeah. ;-j

Pretty Girl 02.22.12 - Amanda Peet

Not pictured here, the greatest nude scene of all-time (The Whole Nine Yards).

Tuesday

Just In From the Desert

Yay, Derek Lowe can still throw a baseball. That's something...

The Tribe made two minor moves today. LHP Kelvin De La Cruz (#21 on my top prospect list) was traded to Texas for cash. He had been DFAed earlier in the month when Casey Kotchman was added.

Also, two-time All-Star shortstop Cristian Guzman joined camp and took a physical. The 33-year old sat out 2011 rehabbing a sore right shoulder. He has a strong relationship with Manny Acta from the time that they shared together with Washington and is expected to be offered a contract tomorrow.

Cheers.

Word Of the Day - "Nebuchadnezzar"

A New Lowe

The other guy is new pitching coach Scott Radinsky. The news is nothing new. The top four rotation spots are taken by (in order) Justin Masterson, Ubaldo Jimenez, Josh Tomlin and Lowe. The guys fighting for the fifth spot are Kevin Slowey, Jeanmar Gomez, David Huff, Zach McAllister and Scott Barnes.

Also, Carlos Santana will see time at DH as the team sees Casey Kotchman as an every day guy. This means more ABs for Lou Marson and fewer for Travis Hafner.

But we knew all of this already. Right?

Cheers.

New Suits Suit Yu

Aj Burnett & Erik Bedard of the Pirates. Hiroki Kuroda of the Yankees. Jamie Moyer of the Rockies. And international sensation Yu Darvish of the Rangers.